Claiming there is no other life in the universe is like scooping up some water, looking at the cup and claiming there are no whales in the ocean.

Neil deGrasse Tyson in response to “Aliens can’t exist because we haven’t found them yet” (via we-are-star-stuff)


Videogames are great, they let you try your craziest fantasies

For example, on the sims, you can have a job and a house


i really hate this ‘ur other half is out there somewhere u just gotta meet them’ like fuck off im not incomplete im a whole person and i dont need anyone to ‘complete me’ the only thing i need is a pizza and not ur shit bye


i’m into really low commitment hangouts like lying on the floor near each other or falling asleep together or falling into an endless void together

Let’s try doin’ this openly human, together, adjust the turners, go vulnerable (big symptom of individuality), cards on the table, big me big you.

Buddy Wakefield (via hollowtowers)


a shady stranger pulls me into a dark alley “hey kid do you want to do drugs” he says as he gives me a pencil and a form.  “I’m doing a survey for the census bureau”